A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.


If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?


A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.


Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)


One day a man went to see the Mozart's tomb.
When he got there, the tomb was open and Mozart was sitting there tearing up pieces of paper.
The men asked: "What are you doing with all of your great works of music?"
Mozart repied, "I'm decomposing!".
(i laughed loudly at this, no offence mr. mozart)